I love the feeling of having my eyebrows waxed. I really do. Today I had the sweetest woman who would count backwards (Three. Two. One.) to let me know when she would be pulling off the strip. As if it was supposed to hurt. Perhaps it does for some people? All I know is that I lay back, relax and actually go into some tingly, happy state with every session. Plus I always enjoy being alone with a woman I don't know. Actually I always enjoy the anonymous intimacy that comes with any spa treatment. I'm a pervert. And I tip very well.

I am still stunned from having spent the last five months alone in a room while writing the book. But now I feel like there is a big-ass monkey off my back. Writing a book has been my goal since I was 12 years old. I think when I see the actual printed book for the first time I might just cry with happiness. I sent some chapters to Margaret Cho because she was kind enough to write a back cover blurb. She said... "Absolutely essential guide for everyone with a body! Incredibly detailed, informative, compassionate, funny, wise and sexy as hell."