| Jan 5, 2005 | Lunch with my friends Marianne. | New York, NY |
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| Jan 5, 2004 | I worked at Babeland. Sex Toy Sales Person | Babeland - New York, NY |
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| Jan 4, 2004 | I worked at Babeland. Webcam Girl | Babeland - New York, NY |
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| Jan 5, 2003 | I worked at Babeland. We did inventory. Nothing like counting hundreds of dildos and thousands of condoms... Sex Toy Sales Person | Babeland - New York, NY |
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| Jan 5, 2002 | I worked at Babeland. Sex Toy Sales Person | Babeland - New York, NY |
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| Jan 4, 2002 | DuckyCAM show at 1pm. Webcam Girl | New York, NY |
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| Jan 5, 2001 | Saw a specialist. Had an MRI for my shoulder. Cost $720 dollars. And that was after going to see a friend of the family and getting a discount. I need health insurance badly. The found that both shoulders have birth defects. No wonder they dislocate. Freaking painful. | New York, NY |
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| Jan 4, 2001 | I had my numpteenth meeting with a dot com business. All of these dot coms have fancy offices, painted bright colors and furnished with modern tables and things. They all want my talent but never want to pay me. They expect artists to support their ideas and projects. I do belive my efforts have furnished enough young, hip offices. Comedian | New York, NY |
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| Jan 5, 2000 | Film an online episode of Sexology 101. I had a "john" come on the show to talk about why he buys the services of prostitues. It was the most boring show ever. perhaps that is why he needed prostitues. To bring some excitment into his life? Sex Educator | New York, NY |
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| 1995 | I still miss them... Off the edge of the curb on 11th & B I spray painted my two-tone vintage heels with a coat of black gloss. A homeless man got very excited at the site and asked if I would do his shoes too. Sure. Why not. I gave his stinky sneakers a fresh coat. These heels were my favorite shoes. I found them in a second hand shop and in new condition. A beautiful 40's style heel with a rounded two. When I slipped them on I felt like Cinderella. And they looked so much better once the black spray paint soaked in. In a deeper color I could wear them on stage and off stage as they would match everything. And I did. I wore them almost everyday. When they wore out I stitched and tacked them back together. With each visit to the shoe shop they became more Frankenstein-y. When they became too feeble to wear on the street I set them aside and wore them in photo shoots. Pictures of them appeared in art shows, news papers and fetish magazines around the world. Until finally I let them go in a benefit auction. Joe Maynard, one of New York's most amazing erotica writers, bought them. Not long after that I he sent me this one-of-a-kind poem, written on single dollar bills...
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| Feb 8, 2008 | Welcomed the crew of Sticky into my home to interview me for their documentary on masturbation. I figured that if the project was good enough for former Surgeon General Joyce Elders to participate in, then I would too. | New York, NY |
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| Feb 3, 2008 | Spent the day combing the flea markets with my husband. Finding old photos, a shadow box that is lined with vintage wall paper and a clown clock. My photo finds wer great. All nuns and naked ladies! Tonight I am just clemaing the house and working on my book. | New York, NY |
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| Jan 28, 2008 | I watched Other People's Pictures. Absolutely loved it. | New York, NY |
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| Jan 19, 2008 | I'm zomby-headed after co-hosting the Derek & Romaine show for two nights. So I am laying low, drinking chia tea and reading the comix of Nicole Georges. | New York, NY |
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| Jan 10, 2008 | I saw a beautiful film called Persepolis. So happy she told her story. I also love with Iranian woman. | New York, NY |
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| Dec 23, 2007 | Laying low at home. Listening to Gunsmoke on TV, re-hung some of the CLOWNITORIUM, doing dorky craft gunk and getting ready to cook x-mas dinner for my Jewish family. They are very good about indulging me in my Lutheran up bringing. | New York, NY |
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| Jan 19, 2007 | Beyond my many events and projects I have been reading The Naked Civil Servant by Quentin Crisp. Quentin was fantastically gay in the 1930s with a disposition that made it impossible for him to be in the closet. He speaks so honestly about what it was to be femme and to be hated. It's fucking supreme. A BOOK FOR EVERY MISFIT THAT EVER WAS. And I saw The Cruise and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Both of which I really loved. Beyond that I have been just desperately trying to keep up and get enough sleep. My house is messy. But my dog is well fed and walked regularly. So all is well. | New York, NY |
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| Jan 11, 2007 | Performed The Art of The Female Orgasm, G Spot, Sex Toys and How To Please Your Partner workshop at Lady's Night. Between radio shows, staff trainings and ladies night I have been performing for about six hours a day, just driving and changing clothes inbetween appearances. more Sex Educator | Excitement Video - Camp Hill, PA |
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| Jan 10, 2007 | Performed The Art of The Female Orgasm, G Spot, Sex Toys and How To Please Your Partner workshop at Lady's Night. Sex Educator | Reading, PA |
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| Jan 9, 2007 | Performed The Art of The Female Orgasm, G Spot, Sex Toys and How To Please Your Partner workshop at Lady's Night. Sex Educator | Excitement Video - York, PA |
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| Jan 8, 2007 | Performed The Art of The Female Orgasm, G Spot, Sex Toys and How To Please Your Partner workshop at Excitement Video's Lady's Night. Sex Educator | Excitement Video - Philadelphia, PA |
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| Apr 22, 2006 | Performed at For Your Pleasure's party. Hosted by Dana Corey. Author + Sex Educator | Towne Lounge - Portland, OR |
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| Apr 21, 2006 | Tonight's book signing and reading was a big success! In Other Words is a sweet bookstore. They have art on the walls. They set up a little stage with benches and chairs for the audience. We ran out of chairs so we flowed out and around. I could see people pinched in between bookshelves... I am not a great reader so I tend to do storytelling... At one point I was needing to talk about female anatomy but had no anatomy charts... so we got a huge pad of paper and I just drew the anatomy... one audience member took home the anatomy drawings and asked me to sign it. How sweet is that? I'm a little frazzled with upcoming tour date details that need to be managed, but I'm okay. I'm sitting here next to some very sweet smelling flowers my friend Chloe brought me. (She owns a the best zine shop on planet earth Reading Frenzy.) Flowers make any roadside motel room feel a lot more fancy! Author | In Other Words Bookstore - Portland, OR |
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| Apr 18, 2006 | The NYC book party to celebrate the release of Sex with the Lights On. The event was packed. We sold more than 80 books. The stunning Jo Boobs danced and then laid down seductively to be dressed in fruit... and then everyone ate fruit off of her. the party was everything I had hoped it would be. Much thanks to Babeland, my friends who helped make it happen and everyone who showed up. Author + Sex Educator | Babeland - New York, NY |
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| Feb 3, 2006 | I feel like such a baby today. The mock up of my book arrived and I was so happy I cried. Just little tears of joy type of crying. And my hospital ID arrived today too. This weekend I have my first shift as a Sexual Assault and Domestic Violence Counselor. I will admit that I am nervous. I was broken hearted when my counselor portfolio arrived with crayons in it. Needless to say I will not be saying anything about the cases I go on, but I just hope my first case is not a child. Tonight I am going to get some wine. And some sleep. Author + Sexual Assault & Violence Intervention Counselor | New York, NY |
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| Jan 11, 2006 | I always enjoy being alone with a woman I don't know. more Pervert & Writer | New York, NY |
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| Feb 3, 2005 | ...home-made haircuts, going to Housing Works and finding one dollar B movies (like Hideous!) on VHS tapes, lunching at nice restaurants with good friends, taking baths with Lush's In The Nude Bath Melt (I just wish Lush would make more products for us sensitive skin types), reading <.b>Tease Magazine (amazing art and photos like those of Steve Diet Goedde!) and writing. Writing about sex and other funny things. And teaching myself how to use my camera to make short videos. (See little snowy sample here!) | New York, NY |
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| Feb 15, 2005 | Spent the day painting the CLOWNITORIUM and listening to old vinyl. Bow Wow Wow, Madness, Jim Carrol... Those old records reminded me of days when I lived day to day. Poor. Alone. Scraping by. Who ever thought I would be where I am today, living a happy life. | New York, NY |
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| Feb 14, 2005 | My dog did something so gross tonight that I actually vomited. How come no one told me puppies are so gross? All I have to say is this is definitely the reason puppies are so damned cute. If he were not so cute and sweet about 98% of the time I think we would have a serious problem. | New York, NY |
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| Feb 3, 2005 | When I adopted him they told me he had been neutered. But then yesterday, much to our surprise, his balls descended out of no where! He has an appointment for tomorrow morning to get those secrets he has been harboring removed. | New York, NY |
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| Jan 11, 2005 | It is no wonder a doctor might panic/laugh/recoil when presented with an individuals unique sexual issues. more Sex Educator | Mount Sinai School of Medicine - New York, NY |
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| Apr 22, 2004 | I had lunch with Bob. And taught a workshop at The Museum of Sex. Sex Educator | The Museum of Sex. - New York, NY |
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| Mar 7, 2004 | Driving to San Francisco. | On Tour |
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| Dec 23, 2003 | I worked at Babeland. Sex Toy Sales Person | Babeland - New York, NY |
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| Feb 3, 2003 | I worked at Babeland. Hosted an event with Bill Brent, the author of The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men. Sex Toy Sales Person + Sex Educator | New York, NY |
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| Jan 11, 2003 | Just like Tura Santana. more Bad Ass & Baker | Center For Anti-Violence Education - Brooklyn, NY |
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| Jan 3, 2003 | I collect microscopes, tiny plastic guns, tiny sharp knives, tiny shoes, fake meat, fake fruit, clown paintings, sock monkeys, books about sex, books about strange phenomena, high heels, fancy underwear and costumes. Among other things. | Brooklyn, NY |
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| Dec 23, 2002 | I was home being sickly. I'm a runt. | New York, NY |
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| Oct 6, 2002 | Taught The Perverted Pen: Writers Workshop. It was the first time I had ever taught and not been overwhelmed with nerves. Writer | Babeland - New York, NY |
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| Apr 22, 2002 | I worked at Babeland from 3 to 9pm. Sex Toy Sales Person | Babeland - New York, NY |
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| Feb 3, 2002 | Too sick to work. | New York, NY |
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| Jan 19, 2002 | I worked at Babeland. Sex Toy Sales Person | Babeland - New York, NY |
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| Jan 11, 2002 | I would like to drink beer with Marlena Dietrich. more Sex Toy Sales Person | Babeland - New York, NY |
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| Jan 3, 2002 | DuckyCAM show at 9pm. | New York, NY |
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| Jan 2, 2002 | I had a doctor's appointment. | New York, NY |
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| Jan 1, 2002 | I worked at Babeland. Sex Toy Sales Person | Babeland - New York, NY |
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| Dec 23, 2001 | I worked at Babeland. Sex Toy Sales Person | Babeland - New York, NY |
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| Nov 3, 2001 | Webcam Girl | Brooklyn, NY | ![]() |
| Oct 23, 2001 | DuckyCAM show during the day featuring just my mouth. That night I hosted POPtarts kareoke party. I dressed as Wednesday Adams. Webcam Girl & Comedian | Planet Rose - New York, NY |
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| Jun 27, 2001 | Webcam Girl | Brooklyn, NY | ![]() |
| Apr 22, 2001 | I was a guest speaker at a CAKE NYC party ~ celebrating female sex fantasies. Women only. "An informal cocktail party with interactive participation and stimulation." It was low key and nice. Women. Men only invited if they were on the arm of a woman. Sex Educator | Cake - New York, NY |
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| Mar 7, 2001 | I hosted Dr. Hump and performed my "Circus & Sideshow Sex Exposed" Show. Comedian | Barmacy - New York, NY |
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| Jan 3, 2001 | Dr. Hump night at Barmacy. The theme was "Lubricate This." I performed a lube taste test and the audience was really good at it! We also played Dirty Bingo. Comedian & Sex Educator | Barmacy Bar - New York, NY |
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| Mar 7, 2000 | I stayed up late taking photos with my cam. Learning how the lights work with the camera. I painted myself red and did a shoot as lucifer himself. If he had big boobs. Webcam Girl | Westwood, NJ |
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| Feb 19, 2000 | It was my annual Take the Clowns Bowling night and we did it at the Port Authority Bus Terminal in Times Square. I was living in New Jersey at this time and had to take the bus in to New York. While waiting for the bus some "dude" type guy pulls up in his truck to ask me some questions. (My definition of a "dude" type guy is a local who would make a suitable frat boy if he had been smart enough and sober enough in high school to make it into college. But he never took college seriously enough cuz his pops owns plumbing and heating business that he work for.) Anyway he had some creepy sexual questions, asking me if I was a boxer. He liked how think I look and wanted to know if I would box his girlfriend. He said she's mighty tough and has trouble finding local girls who can match her. Ugh, yeah, NO. Anyway, we had a nice turn out of clowns. Including Crappy the Clown. He's divine. We drank a ton of beer. Then I had to do am in-studio radio appearance for some now-defunct station. The show’s host irritated me long before I even arrived. He had hit on me just moments after telling me about his long-term girlfriend and begging (BEGGING!) me to bring in lesbian clowns to have sex in front of him. He told me I could do ANYTHING I wanted. I asked him repeated, ANYTHING? And he said ANYTHING. I think we had about 25 drunk clowns in all. They were a bit overwhelmed when we arrived. They locked the guy clowns in an office while the girls went on the air. I was ruthless. Calling him a poser, Howard Stern wannabe and a Nancy-boy. Mean while the clown in the office were Xeroxing their private parts, folding the copies neatly and finishing off a mailing for the radio station! Before we left I quickly knocked off about 50 copies of my boobs which I later passed out on Broadway to well dressed theater go-ers. While hollering at the top of my lungs, “Get yer boobs!” Prankster & Clown | Westwood, NJ & New York, NY |
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| Jan 19, 2000 | I shot a live webshow in my living room where I performed my Screwy Animal Show. A scientific comedy show where I use flip charts to illustrate what is normal animal behavior. Afterwards I left the cameras rolling. Live webshows were very rare at this time so much to the amusement of my audience I gave them a tour of my bedroom closet and shoe collection. Comedian & Webcam Girl | Westwood, NJ |
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| Jan 11, 2000 | Sex Educator | Jim Kor Radio Show | |
| Jan 10, 2000 | I did a photo shoot with Bob Fingerman. For years we have wanted to do a book project together. Went to a private party in a loft where I met a former CIA spy and another guy who claimed to have invented the wireless microphone. And it snowed! Artist | New York, NY |
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| Jan 3, 2000 | I appeared as an expert on Playboy TV's Behind Closed Doors. Sex Educator | Brooklyn, NY |
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| Dec 23, 1999 | Make up call at 12:30pm. 1:30pm w shot six episodes of Fresh Advice for Pseudo.com. Including Cybersex, Budget Bondage, Body Piercing, Stripping, Swinging and BDSM episodes. Plus the pisode of Playboy TV's Behind Closed Doors episode with me was airing. Sex Educator | New York, NY |
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| Aug 15, 1999 | Amazing Objects Removed From Human Rectums Show / 8pm Comedian | Surf Reality - New York, NY |
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| June 19, 1999 | Pumper the Clown presents Knockers The Klown's ALL-CLOWN BIRTHDAY BASH! Get your greasepaint and go! 8PM-- Clowns enjoy classy birthday dinner with waitresses in tight tank tops, tan-shade pantihose and neon orange short-shorts singing "Happy Birthday!" at Hooters (211 W. 56th St., between 7th and Broadway.) They are forced to wear those sporty orange get-ups! Now you tell me who's the real clowns?!? 10PM -- Clowns and non-clown types are invited to come drink too much with clowns and spank the birthday clowns 'til they squeal and hide in the bathroom. at Pumper's favorite bar Botanica aka "BAR" (47 Houston, between Mulberry and Mott).
Clown Note: We will have our usual secret clown meeting place to gear up and get grease painted and arrive in a pack. As we get dressed Pumper will provide Hooter's Sports Bar documentary footage to educate us on sports bar type lingo. (i.e. if the girls have nice ta-tas we say "Get a load of the personality on that one!" See?) |
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| June 5, 1999 | Click + Drag / Crash - David Cronenberg's film fetishized the car accident and tonight Click + Drag races headlong into the emergency room with "Crash: Auto Autoerotica." Ducky DooLittle presents her performance art dissertation on car-related kink with "Auto Erotica" at 12:30. Comedian | Mother - New York, NY |
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| May 8, 1999 | I Want My Mummy! (Mummy Theme Party!) Ducky DooLittle is is well known for her ever dumber costume theme parties.! Last month she had 50 Rabbits riding the Staten Island Ferry and drinking beer. Before that she took a big pack of Clowns Bowling. And maybe you remember the Cacophonistic 120 drunkin' Santa Clauses in December? Well now she takes Mummies on a treasure hunt! Shred your bed sheets! This is truly a monster's night out... At last a night to show our soft rotted underbellies. No need to act mean or snap necks. The pressure's off because at I Want My Mummy! you don't have to be so scary for once! At last a monster's night to loosen it's bandages, drink some embalming fluids and get friendly. Wrapped in bandages everyone will wonder, "What is IT under there?" You'll have to take the time to talk to the monster to find out just how attractive it is. Under that dusty, crusty exterior may be the monster of your dreams! You'll have to take it home and unwrap it to find out! Fun! Come dressed as a mummy! We'll have a treasure hunt with hieroglyphic scrolls. Each scroll contains a drink ticket and a clue to the next scroll which eventually leads to the greatest missing Egyptian treasure all time! Door prizes! Lucky winner every time DEVO's "Shrivel Up" is played! Plus a mummy costume contest with mummy trophies! Plus mummy movies & mummy dancing! Get creative with your get-up. Ducky, for example, will appear as the ever SEX POWERFUL dead Cleopatra, mummy enchantress. (She took her first lover at 12, became the legendary kink goddess of the Nile, and allegedly would take dozens of lovers in a night... ) There will be a secure place to put your belongings. There will be someone there to help wrap you. Keep in mind that real mummies don't pee, but you do. Make appropriate pee arrangements. We don't want to see any yellow bandages. If you have extra bandages or white tape, please bring it. Torn up and rolled strips of bed sheet, anything... Mummies have been welcomed in by Mother and “I Want My Mummy!” is in conjunction with Mother's weekly Click + Drag! Thank you MOTHER! Pranker | Mother - New York, NY |
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| Mar 7, 1999 | Scotty the Blue Bunny and a bunch of other people came over and we made lots of ears for the upcoming Ruch Hour Rabbits event. Scotty gave me a 60-second lesson on how to use my hand me down sewing machine. And a spool of blue thread. Pranker | Brooklyn, NY |
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| Mar 21, 1999 | So were all sort of drunk and as it turns out one of the clown was passing out some pills to the other clowns. Now everytime they try to hide this shit from me. I don't do pills. It's always half way through the night when I realize that some of the clowns are a little "TOO HAPPY." It's hard to tell because we are always drinking and then those painted on faces makes it even harder to tell when they've been doing the funny stuff. But clowns are dumb and they always slip up and I find out and have to scold the whole bunch of them. That's what I do. I make sure their flies are up and that they all have their big red noses on and then I scold 'em all periodically. Whether they've done something wrong or not. Maybe it's my experience as a professional dominatrix, but I know that clowns respond well to be scolded. I'd rather have it be one us clowns doing the paddling so that they can continue to be completely unruly with the general population. [more] Clown & Pranker | New York, NY |
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| Mar 12, 1999 | Ducky DooLittle presents Rush-Hour Rabbits! Join your hostess Ducky DooLittle as she takes you on a March pleasure cruise to beautiful Staten Island! (It's free and they serve beer & hotdogs on there!) We'll meet at the South Ferry Terminal at 6PM. All rabbits will board the 6:30PM (rush hour) boat and sail away! Everyone is invited to this not-for-profit, protest-nothing urban excursion for no reason! Mate! Drink beer! Eat hotdogs! Enjoy motion sickness! Enjoy the view as we whisk through the garbage filled water straight to the home of the world's biggest trash dump! All hail Staten Island! To participate you must be in costume. A set of EARS and firmly attached TAIL will be enough to get you in! This is a Rabbit-Only event, if you choose to show up with out rabbit gear we will not know what you are and you will be snubbed. Costume recommendations? Halloween Adventure Shop at 104 Fourth Ave (betwix 11th & 12st). Or you can do what Ducky does and find a big, ratty old stuffed rabbit and cannibalize it! Gut him, eat his insides and wear his head as a hat, stick wires in his ears, trim your bra or socks or whatever with his pelt! Get nuts with it!
After we ride that ferry like rabbits, we'll go to Barmacy on 14th Street (betwix Ave A & B) where we can expect an appearance by The Rabbit himself - SCOTTY THE BLUE BUNNY! Ducky will teach everyone how rabbits mate and then you can try it out for yourself! A Male/Female Best/Worst Rabbit Get-Up Contest! Then there's more debotchery and drink specials as served by Barmacy's absolutely humpable rabbit bartenders and hottie rabbit cocktail waitresses! Ring Ding and Slim Chance play tunes! Everyone is encouraged to bring raisins (poop) to drop behind you everywhere you go. Just like real rabbits! |
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| Feb 14, 1999 | Ducky DooLittle's "AUTO EROTICA" at Chicken John's Whore Church AUTO EROTICA Ducky DooLittle takes Sex Ed. to Shop Class and teaches you just how HOT a HOT ROD really is! Live on stage, she'll give you the MOST PERFORMANCE as she compares SEX to her 950 HORSE POWER DRAGSTER MOTOR. You've felt the power under your HOOD! You've felt the thrill of ACCELERATION! On this night let Ducky start your MOTOR and get her hands DIRTY in an effort to teach you how to treat it right! Learn why and how TIMING and LUBRICATION are so important in a hot CUM-BUSTABLE engine! Then watch her SHAKE and SHIMMEY, ummm, her engine shake and shimmy as she fires it up straight through the HEADERS! The whole show is FUELED by Ducky's own twisted brand of lascivious humor!
Also featured as a part of Chicken John's Whore Church is Michael Gump's new puppet show starring the worlds longest sock puppet of 980 feet in length. Of co-urse, Dr. Howland Owl will be on hand to host the proceedings and Chicken John and Geekboy will call B-I-N-G-O for a cash prize. The madness begins with bingo @ 9:00 PM |
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| Dec 23, 1998 | Performed my Amazing Obejcts Removed From Human Rectums flip chart show at the "Pork" party at The Lure. A gay leather club in the meat packing district. The place was full of beautiful, leather daddies and tons of sexual energy. I love being the only woman in the room! Like a fly on the wall. Comedian | The Lure - New York, NY |
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| June 8, 1998 | Wrestling photo shoot with Blue Blood photographers. Model | Los Angeles, CA |
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| June 6, 1998 | Lunch at Larry Flynt's offices. Writer & Model | Los Angeles, CA |
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| June 5, 1998 | Performed Screwy Animal Show and Burlesque act entitled Ginger Vitis: Bump & Grind. Brish & Floss acts. With Chicken John & Rev. David Apocalypse. Comedian & Burlesque | Al's Bar - Los Angeles, CA |
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| June 3, 1998 | My birthday! Performed Screwy Animal Show and Burlesque act entitled Ginger Vitis: Bump & Grind. Brish & Floss acts. With Chicken John, Rev. David Apocalypse and some local talent. Comedian & Burlesque | John Henry's - Eugene, OR |
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| June 1, 1998 | Performed Screwy Animal Show and Burlesque act entitled Ginger Vitis: Bump & Grind. Brish & Floss acts. With Chicken John, Rev. David Apocalypse. Comedian & Burlesque | Berbai's Pan - Portland, OR |
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| May 31, 1998 | Comedian & Burlesque | Transmission Theater - San Francisco, CA | ![]() |
| May 29, 1998 | It's the debut of Ducky DooLittle's Screwy Animal Show! A nature show where I teach humans how animals screw! I use flip chart diagrams to define unique mating habits and even include examples of how some creatures die, kill and/or cannibalize all in efforts to mate. There's no romance here folks! It's the 'Horny Horror Show' you just can't miss! Also featured in this show are Chicken John, Rev. David Apocalypes and Dammit The Wonder Dog. Comedian & Burlesque | Neurolux - Boise, ID |
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| May 27, 1998 | Fly to San Francisco, CA. | San Francisco, CA |
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| April 22, 1998 | The opening of my Panty Art Show. I framed my worn panties and called it "art!" We had a full gallery show and a panty fashion show. Comedian + Artist | Mother - New York, NY |
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| Aug 9, 1997 | Comedy, Clown $ Burlesque | Minneapolis, MN | |
| Aug 5, 1997 | Performed in an abandoned schoolhouse in rural Wisconsin. Very Surreal. There were two little girls that, once I was in grease paint, would not leave me alone. So I put one on my back, and held the other one's hand and spent the night talking to them. (Seems everyone else, including their mom, was drunk. We found some art supplies and I let them take clippings of my hair so we could make paint brushes out of it. Comedy, Clown $ Burlesque | Dreamtime Village, WI |
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| Aug 4, 1997 | Comedy, Clown $ Burlesque | Chicago, IL | ![]() |
| Aug 3, 1997 | Due to a horrible clown accident I did not go on that evening. I did however hang around the show while on ample amounts of pain killers. Comedy, Clown $ Burlesque | Detroit, MI |
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| Aug 2, 1997 | Comedy, Clown $ Burlesque | Detroit, MI | |
| June 19, 1997 | Sex Educator | Discovery Center - New York, NY | |
| June 8, 1997 | Writer | Bra Bar - New York, NY | |
| May 31, 1997 | Clown & Burlesque | Coney Island High - New York, NY | |
| May 2, 1997 | Performed The Shrimping Show at the famous lesbian club. The show was photographed by Leg Show Magazine. Comedian | Clit Club - New York, NY |
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| Apr 27, 1997 | Comedian | Spy - New York, NY | |
| Apr 25, 1997 | I got myself booked on the same bill as Princess Superstar. The club booking agent was a freind of mine so he gave me a roll of drink tickets that was about as tall as me. The night was a blur. I do remember the audience enjoyed the show and being back stage where Princess was wearing a rather small, leather bikini top. I made out with a girl but I don't think it was her. Comedian | ACME Underground - New York, NY |
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| Apr 11, 1997 | Comedian | Moe's - Seattle, WA | |
| Apr 10, 1997 | Writer | Babeland - Seattle, WA | |
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Writer | Reading Frenzy's School of Secret Knowledge - Portland, OR Clown & Burlesque Dancer | Carnal Carnival/Berbati's Pan - Portland, OR |
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| Apr 5, 1997 | Comedian | Clinton Street Theater - Portland, OR | |
| Apr 4, 1997 | Comedian | Sam Bond's Garage - Eugene, OR | |
| Apr 3, 1997 | Writer | Hungry Heads Books - Eugene, OR | |
| Mar 30, 1997 | Comedian | Klub Komotion - San Francisco, CA | |
| Mar 30, 1997 | Writer | Chameleon - San Francisco, CA | |
| Mar 29, 1997 | Comedian | Sinomatic - Hollywood, CA | |
| Dec 22, 1996 | Performing the role of Snow White for Disney Deconstruction: Exploring and Exposing the Darker Side of Disney. I did a piece entitled "Seven Ways to Discipline Your Dwarf." Comedy | Meow Mix - New York, NY |
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| Oct 12, 1996 | Click + Drag does a tribute to Ducky entitled SEX LAB which included both a demented sex doctor and a clown theme. Comedy | Mother - New York, NY |
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| Jan 3, 1996 | The very first time I sat in a cake on stage. It was at the famous Batteries Not Included edition of Click + Drag. Clown & Burlesque | Mother - New York, NY |
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